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Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021


bring out the fine china

Meme popularized by mostly hit-game "ROBLOX" Players, In the meme there were 2 cups shown with one being the "woman face" a face that you can equip in ROBLOX and the cup on the right had a "man face" which also is a face you can equip on ROBLOX, there was also shown a plate which had the "winning smile" from ROBLOX inside of the plate. The video would have started and chinese-type music would have played and there was a "appear and dissapearing" effect where everytime it dissapeared a different camera angle was shown. The joke is that the "mother" told her son or daughter (It wasn't shown which gender it was) to place the dinnerware on the table which the mother named "luxury" and she was sure that the guests would be pleased with this dinnerware.

Mom: Honey we have guests over, bring out the fine china, Our guests will be so pleased with this luxury dinnerware!

Kid: Mom what the fuck

by valecoolguy April 6, 2023


Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021


bring the chuff

When a friend says bring a chuff, they are referring to bringing a portable charger. This is only common in Australia

oi bring the chuff to the party

by yayeethahaha February 13, 2021


bring the flex

When you stop being nice and humble and you show others your superiority

"Bru, i'm sick of this dude I'm about to bring the flex

by indigoproxy March 20, 2019


Bring!

''Bring!'' is the exclemation you shout when suddenly realizing something perticularly interesting. This word is the spoken version of the alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

'' Bring! i just realized that the buildings sont make the earth heavier because the materials were already on it.

by Slavanovski October 15, 2018


Brings

Breasts thats are swinging around wildly, especially very large ones.

Kelly’s on the treadmill without a sports bra. Time for brings.

by Dickgazinya March 6, 2018