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i took a huge S. Bryan Jennings Brower.It must've clogged the toilet.
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Crappiest school in Dallas. Emphasis on crappy. I mean it's the worst school in town. Only good thing is the girls, well the ones who are not slutty. Now in sports. BA SUCKS!!! And even when we win we still suck.
Bryan Adams beat W.T White in wrestling and yet even the B.A. coaches say B.A Wrestling team sucks.
ALL OUR COACHES SAY WE ARE THE WORST AT EVERYTHING!!!
FYI: BA SUCKS!!! ONLY GOOD THING...SOME OF THE GIRLS!!!!
BA has crappy teams and losers as players. Even the gang bangers don't know how to fight.
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Crappiest school in Dallas. Emphasis on crappy. I mean it's the worst school in town. Only good thing is the girls, well the ones who are not slutty. Now in sports. BA SUCKS!!! And even when we win we still suck.
Bryan Adams beat W.T White in wrestling and yet even the B.A. coaches say B.A Wrestling team sucks.
ALL OUR COACHES SAY WE ARE THE WORST AT EVERYTHING!!!
The only good thing in ROTC, because most of the awards given are because our cadets beat all other schools. Yet we were about to make it to National, under the command of another colonel...Alexis and I now regret leaving ourpositions as Colonels because the new one sucks and we keep losing.
So in few words...BA SUCKS!!!!
Even when we win the only ones who get respect is the ROTC, some of the Belles and the Karate teams
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On June 17th you have to send Bryan a booty pic no matter who you are. Bryan must get at least 7 booty pics and then he will tell you to stop
June 17th is National send Bryan a booty pic day.
In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.
Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."