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The extremely uncomfortable rash accumulated by masturbating to the point of penile-death.
Man, those pornos at the sperm bank suck, I got cock burn it took me so damn long to get off.
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A phrase used to describe the sensation one feels when exposed to a highly contagious condition rampant in the general public--The Stupid. The Stupid can be readily identified through illogical acts, writings, or profuse verbal diarrhea. Listening to politicians and celebrities increases one's risk for exposure to The Stupid. The exclamation may be accompanied by the overwhelming urge to facepalm.
Sarah Palin: **insert any sound bite**
College Graduate: "The Stupid! It burns!"
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A hickey
Wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol' muffler burn. It looks nasty haha.
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Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.
Jacob Burns has a massive dick
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The old family game of attaching 12 inches of toilet paper in the crack of your ass and downing a beer before it burns up. With one hand tied up, you give a light up cue to your assistant at the same time as putting the bottle or can to your mouth. Once COMPLETELY empty the beer container can be dropped and your hand is free to relieve your behind of the licking flames.
Daniel insisted that we do a third round of burning ass before dinner.
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Becomes a popular sports in the western world!
People steal korans, and publicly burn them to a crisp.
An alternative instructional video called "how to dump the koran in the toilet, because it's too big to fit the sewer pipe" has also had high ratings on popular websites!
Muslims don't care about offending others. Others now don't care about offending muslims, and would love to distribute disgusting pictures of prophet muhammad (that gay uncle fucker), Allah (a red animal with horns, and a tail and lives in poop), and would also love to distribute howto's (like how to burn the koran, how to use it as toilet paper, how to have vaginal blood on a koran, how to dump it in a pigsty, and how to use the leafs of the koran on a truck when transporting human waste.
Koran burning has become popular lately!
Ow yes, but nothing beats using it as poop scoops! They burn much better that way!
My dog has an issue where every time he has diarrhea he tries to do it on the Koran! It's a practice he took on ever he saw that picture of allah naked a bathtub doing some anal sex on pigs.
Yeah, it gets to you, these koran stories! When we burned that crap for good the world will be a better place!
Koran burning makes for some good firework!
Ow, and burn some muslims too!
They're gay asses, and deserve to die!
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When you're doing someone so hard and fast that you rub the skin on your penis raw from the friction burn.
Ow, maybe I went a little too fast last night, I pussy burned my dick.
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