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n wales. an inbred person. usually seen wearing wellies or driving tractors, generally reluctant to converse in english. often a welsh nationalist who will hold extremely negative veiws on any indivdual not immediately connected to him/herself by either culture or language. always suspicious of 'outsiders'.
D:'that fella was a proper cabbage kicker! see the way he looked at us for speaking english!'
P:'yeah, f***in joskins do my nut in!'
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When a guy wipes a huge booger on his penis right before he gets a sloppy blow job from a fat chick.
Ex. 1 - that chick was really fat and looking extra hungry, so I gave her a salty cabbage.
Ex. 2 - I gave her a salty cabbage and she puked on my nads.
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A Highly unattractive woman, usually with nice flowery names such as 'Rose'. Dont be fooled, this does not hide the fact that they are Rank!
These women can only get pregnant by forcing drunk, paraletic, incoherent males into having sex with them.
Cabbage Patch women generally have unshaven vaginas which contain so much acidity they would literally cause a males penis to rot (see Knobrot). They also smell of fish.
The use of foul language is usually emitted from a 'Cabbage Patch' on a very regular basis, generally aimed towards their child.
Look at the state of that Cabbage Patch over there, what a fucking Rotter! I bet the bloke who fucked that has got severe Knobrot!
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The Most Savage of Savages, also referred to as "Savage Cabbages," are savages who flame and spit heat at anyone who throws shade at them. Don't fuck with a Savage Cabbage
Wow, Phil got flamed by Kaizer! What a Savage Cabbage!
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...very oversized inner vaginal lips (labia) that protrude from the outer labia and develop an untidy, crumpled look, very much like a cabbage roll...
"I was just goin down on that girl I met the other night, and man, when I got there, what a cabbage roll she had, those lips were bigger'n any I've seen...yikes..."
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A womans private bits/genitalia.
I'm dying for the loo, wait there while I wet me Hairy Cabbage
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somebody who has farted the smell of cabbage into their pants and the smell then lingers for a considerable amount of time, possible staining of underwear and trousers. wet, sticky, cabbage stench guff. we are all familiar with these people and their bad gut smells
your sat down on a bench, somebody walks past and you get a stench of rotten cabbage as they do you turn to a friend and say cabbage pants (pronounced cairbidgepairnts) like a gypo basically.
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