paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank

John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe

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Little man in da canoe

Vagina..

Vagina

Lips bein the sides

Clit being the little man

Bro! I was singing my lungs out and some drunk chic groupy dropped her drawers and flashed me da little man in da canoe

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Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

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sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

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Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe

a Pussy yellow canoe is when 58 chinese men kidnap an 8 year old girl and take turns shoving bricks up her asshole and then throwing her in a river. During this the chinese men pray to satan and have anal sex.

I was walking in China by a secluded river when i heard shouts and moaning of a child and horny chinese men. I went to investigate as I witnessed Pussy Tsunami overcome by yellow canoe. The number of newborn baby penis' i saw that day will scar me forever. Also watching the girl being killed by way of brick in the ass will bug me for a bit.

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up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

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