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Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...
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Derived from the phrase carpet muncher, is used to describe singer-songwriters popular with indie women. Usually downbeat, vocal heavy and ladles of emotion.
A genre of music that will almost always result in any males in the vicinity changing the radio station, leaving the room, getting out of the car, asking "is everything alright".
IS: jewel, beth orton, ani difranco, new buffalo, fiest, cat power, missy higgins, aimee mann, fiona apple, dido,
IS NOT: mariah, britney, rihanna, fergie, the pussycat dolls
It's too early on a Friday for carpet music, especially Beth Orton.
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When a man shits on a women's pubic hair, and then fucks here in the vagina.
"That guy just gave me a dirty carpet!!!
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a lesbian...usually the 'Fluff' rather than the 'Butch' (See also "Flannel Shirt")
You could tell that Debbie and Veronica are hot for each other....They're both a couple of notorious carpet biters.
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A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.
I was carpet bombing you.
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A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
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Jerking off in someone else’s room
Stop carpet beating and get out of my room