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Americas hope for becoming independent of foreign oil.
This hydrogen fuel cell car runs off of hydrogen and produces only pure water as a byproduct.
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The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.
Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"
Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"
Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."
Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."
Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."
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A cell phone that does not have features of a smartphone.
James dropped his ghetto cell phone in the toilet.
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The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.
Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*
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Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.
Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!
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A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in
Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"
"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"
"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.
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An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).
Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"
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