choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.

"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"

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weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing

i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out

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Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.

Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.

“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗