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A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.
Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!
Like a half-chub, but the penis is closer to being erect than a half-chub.
"Dude that straight up gave me a 3/4 chub."
An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."
"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
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To smoke weed, either a j or a bowl, can also refer to smoking a bong.
Variations: rip a chubby, blaze a chub/chubby, chief up a chubby, rip a chub.
Lets rip a fat chub then go to tbell.
Wanna rip a chub in my basement?
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Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.
Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!
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One quarter away from a full on boner
When I was dancing with that girl last night I got a three quarter chub so quick. I think she liked it dude
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