Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

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clit wacker

female masturbater masturbation

I heard Kara's a clit wacker

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clit biscuit

The labia majora, or pussy lips

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!

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clit lit

chick lit, what it is.

"Sex and the City" is clit lit filmed for TV. Whatever girls read whenever they're not envying the sins of Lindsay Lohan.

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Man Clit

A tiny penis that looks like a women's clitoris.

When Egon dropped his pants, his girlfriend laughed at the size of his man clit.

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clit blocked

v. unable to engage in intercourse because one or more of the object of desires female friends denied access by various actions.

I can't believe she clit blocked me like that.

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Clit shits

When a male loses his confidence around the opposite sex and cannot approach them in an attempt to have a sexual encounter with them.

"Oi, you should go speak to that girl, she's up for it"

"Nah man, I've got the Clit Shits

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