Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂

Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!

Moyseh clock

Usually results in a Billy with loads of egg on his face

"Utd have signed Ronaldo...tick tock goes the Moyseh clock"

6 months later Ronaldo is on his worse run of scoring for 13 years and Utd are 23 pts off the top of the league.

Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.

Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.

“Off the Clock”

A phrase for people who want to be left alone and unbothered for no reason

Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!

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Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”