A place that is filled with fast women, cars, guns, drugs, gangs, and much more. What you donβt see on the news youβll see on foco snaps or some gang members instagram live. Late night parties and dreams of owning the town are the thoughts on everyoneβs mind including mine.
Shit bruh letβs head out to Fort Collins tonight I hear they got some of the purest shit and the best women.
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adjective: ridiculously sinewy
noun: an alcoholic beverage that you can drink a case of and still be on your feet with happiness
Check out the nina collinses on Anjelina Jolie's arms!
I'm drinkin' nina collinses tonight! yippeee!
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The place where all the white people from Aurora go when their tired of getting beat up, nobody there can fight. The 10th whitest town in America
Im tired of all this violence, Im leaving for Fort Collins!
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A kind young lady that tries to keep her shit together on and off the court or field. Occasionally she will lose her shit and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same damn time. Her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other shit. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting balls with her big stick. If u have a lana on ur team its like having a fuckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of fuckin pickaxes.
JOE: Imma beat ur ass
ME: ALANA COLLINS!!!
JOE:Dies*
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n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.
Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"
Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"
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Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......
He knows that this turf is a weapon
and lives in the nortpotatoe
He is in family guy episode 3
OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?
Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum
OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...
OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now
is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h
Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.
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from the comic "friendly hostility"
ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small South American country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox maharassa
he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.
he can also be seduced with lime jell-O
i know this sounds f*cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious
words used to describe Collin Sri' Vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,sexy and the Anti-Skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)
oh yeah, he used to be a supervillan to...
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