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(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)
when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.
"Dude can I use your lighter"
"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."
A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.
Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."
Having common sense while using context clues
Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass
A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.
Hey look at that common grub
Pretty sure he is gay
Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO
3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck
5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework
Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up
*GETS AN F*
Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
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Someone from the peninsula who is trashy
God, Shannon can be such common peninsula trash