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One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.
I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.
When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms
Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies
When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”
A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.
My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.
When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom