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An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”
An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.
My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.
A silicone case for the Nintendo Switch Joy Con controller to increase comfort when using the controllers when playing a game.
Dude 1: "Dude, let's play 1-2 Switch”
Dude 2: "Yeah, but first I have to put on my Joy Condom."
Dude 1: "Lol!"
When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom
One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.
I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.
When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms
Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies
A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom