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a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great
Boy does Sally need an ego condom
One guy wears a condom for intercourse then gives it to someone else to use for intercourse.
I banged a chick with the same condom my friend john used. We became condom buddies.
When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms
Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies
When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."
"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.
bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom
When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.
Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!
The rubber finger tips you put on your finger for sorting papers, so you don't have to lick your fingers first.
She always practices safe sorting at work. Whenever there are documents to be sorted, she always puts on a secretarial condom before she stuffs his envelope.