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The name of the teacher with the best ass on campus.
Student 1: “Have you seen Ms. Cooper in those yoga pants?”
Student 2: “Yeah, it makes me wanna clap them cheeks!”
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Really gay person that's a real bat. He's always bumming this one girl called Katie
Damn that's a real Louis Cooper
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A stunningly handsome young chap that dazzles women with his grace and charm... This guy pisses excellence... He once scored 6 touchdowns in one game in pop warner football.. His athleticism and raw power makes him a man amongst children in the sports world... He took first in all 7 fantasy baseball leagues in 1997.. He is a well oiled machine that you wouldn't want to piss off because one glare from this exceptional human being could prove fatal, hes that good-looking.. In conclusion, if you ever meet Michael Cooper, you should ask him for his autograph because its worth a lot more coin than yours is...
I saw Michael Cooper at the mall yesterday and I fainted because he's even hotter in person than on t.v.
I busted a Michael Cooper and had the best game of my life!
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Something annoying people say when they correct someone
Luke: Cooper, how was you're day?
Cooper: *your*
Cooper: Get Coopered
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The act of applying pool que chalk to the penis before performing anal sex on a female. The female should resemble Maggie Grace from the movie, “Midnight Meat Train,” and will likely not find this to be an enjoyable act.
“Yo homie, you Bradley Cooper that hoe?
“Yeah bro, that’s one chalky starfish!”
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A car for the people with champagne taste on a Coors light budget. Owning one makes you think you're entitled.
I drive a mini cooper you must wave at me if you do too
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