To Cough up Professor Oak

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

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Climate pros cough bomb

When servicing a package unit the tech farts into the indoor blower compartment before starting the unit back up.

I climate pros cough bombed the pharmacy today!

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

The more you cough the more you get off

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

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liver cough love

The correct way of saying "live, laugh, love."

liver cough love

Polish cough

One who recieves anal sex from a Russian and oral sex from a German at the same time.

We tried the Polish cough last night. She lost her voice and can not walk straight.

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"