cum cow

A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.

-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.

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panda cow

Quite simply, a cross between a panda and a cow.

Guy 1: "Dude! that thing is whack! It looks like a panda and a cow made it! wtf is it???"

Guy 2: "dude, that's a panda cow!"

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have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

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Eat Cow!

A nonsensical battle cry of Shiny's Earthworm Jim. To ready one's foe for an attack.`

En Garde = Traditional
Eat Cow = Newer, more obsucre

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Miserable Cow

A person--usually an overweight woman--who is always complaining about something trivial.

Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.

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cow pussy

Literal translation of the popular Chinese phrase 牛逼 (pronunciation: Niu Bi). Means "awesome" or "dope."

Dude, that film was so niubi (cow pussy) man.

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Show cow

fat useless want to be rich boy living off his dads money. usually has a hair cut that makes his head look like a toilet bowl scrubber. who's diet consits of milky ways and dr peppers

Brantley shaw is really a show cow

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