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A unsavory entity that lives in the Lenexa, Kansas area, a suburb south of Kansas City, Kansas and lurks around mainstream retail businesses such as Radio Shack, Office Depot or even Sears with the title of Store Manager or Assistant Store Manager. It stands 5'7", pudgy, as pale white as the undriven snow, and its bald head makes a excellent visual for the term DICK HEAD. This truly gruesome being must be avoided at all costs and if its looks alone don't overwhelm you with shear terror and misery the squawking of extreme BS that devastates the ear drums of those that stand within a 55-60 foot radius. This Creepy fellow also has a sister figure and mother and father figures, all resembling troll like creatures. The sister figure is also in the same line of work but that is another story altogether...
Guy: Did that creepy bastard just hit on you?
Girl: Ya, he hit on me and like 8 other girls in this very isle with the same cheesy pickup line. He said he was the Store Manager..
Guy:.. OMG! I think that was The Kovel Creeper! WTF!!!
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The name of a song sung by the great Louis Armstrong.
Also a horror movie.
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes...
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the smallest of all farts that you can feel slide up the crack of your butt and pops at the top !
everyone that has had the crack creeper knows exactly what this is
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A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).
__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.
-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.
-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.
Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?
Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.
Bystander - Thank God.
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On Facebook, one who obsessively reads people's wall posts because they have no life of their own
Friend 1: OMG, i think something's going on between Jenny and Ben!
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Just been checking out their wall-to-wall conversation!! You should really see it.
Friend 2: You are such a wall creeper, get a life.
A term used to describe the character trait of Spongebob in some modern episodes, often from Seasons 6-8 where he is an overly obsessed stalker of Squidward Tentacles. The “cubic creeper” is often seen peeping on Squidward while he’s taking a bath, taking peeps inside his medicine cabinet, leering at Squidward while thinking about being “together forever” and stealing vacuum cleaners to force Squidward to “visit” the inside his house.
The cubic creeper snuck into Squidward’s abode so many times that he was able to replicate its interior layout to the tiniest detail.
One who creeps on both facebook and skype. This person has no life and sits on their computer all day looking at other people's profiles wishing to be like them.
Well, I was sitting on my computer one day, talking to this girl on facebook... and all of the sudden, she skypes me!!! I was like, "Damn! Creeper whore!"