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Death Caused by a Crystal or Crystals.
He suffered a very Tragic Crystal Death.
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most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits
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a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.
Brighton fan - we beat the scum 1-0
Roberto - que?
Brighton fan - crystal palarse, we beat them 1-0
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Blue and red team based in South East London .🦅 Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat 🏆 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1👇
The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.
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a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
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1) Famous for having a set of idiots in charge including simon jordan.
2) Well known for going down at the best team in London (Charlton Athletic).
3) Meaning to be utter pants and incapable of playing your chosen sport.
4) To have delusions of grandeur.
5) To be doomed to constant failure.
He never stood a chance, just like palace then.
My god that was dull, I wanted to commit suicide, Just like watching palace then.
There is a small piece of shit on my shoe, that must be how Charlton fans feel about palace.
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loved by the fans. the one true team in english football. worshiped by many other sets of fans including charlton, millwall, brighton etc.
is that the 12 disciples. no, its ian dowie and his 11 eagles
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