damn ass

describing a beautiful woman

my woman looked damn ass last night

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damn gay

a homosexual's alternative to the expression "damn straight" meaning "definitely" "correct" or "fo sho"

Gay: "I've heard many offensive expressions in my lifetime but none as bad as 'damn straight' it's just annother way to bring the gay man down"
Straight: "ummm will you suggest an alternative?"
Gay: "how about...... damn gay!"

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Hot Damn

Used instead of the words "God damn".

"Hot damn, that hurt!

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That Damn Show

An afternoon radio show comprised of one man from Ohio, one woman from Rio Linda California, and two men from Florida. They all woke up one day and the matrix had brought them together. #BallTalk

Yo Tommy! I listen to That Damn Show on 98 Rock and the Audacy App because I hate myself and all I do it laugh.

Damn Kam

When you get asked for nudes by your husband who's name is kam.

Damn kam damn kam d d damn kam, just got a Snapchat damn kam damn kam damn it was kam.

This Damn Song

A song by Pecos & the Rooftops that causes men to instinctively grab a beer from the fridge as soon as they hear the first cord.

*This damn song starts to play*

Men: “I guess I’m drinking tonight”

*proceeds to throw back a rack of beer all while having the thousand yard stare*

the book of the damned

A book for the damned. Nuff said.

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!