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A swift and forceful insertion of one's tongue into another's anus.
That bitch is so damn fine that I just want to run up behind her, lift up her skirt, sniff her butt, and give her the old anal tongue dart!
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One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher
"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"
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V. Traces back to ancient egyptian word darth frowning, this word expresses the action of a pharoah eating a virgin goat alive.
Modern: An explicitly sexual term relating to scat and or vomit.
Oh fuck-a-doodle-doo brenda and petey were throwing darts the other day.
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Sleep so deep and heavy, someone could have shot you with a blow dart
Yo dude, I just woke up after 30 straight hours asleep. It was epic blow dart sleep.
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A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.
Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.
Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.
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(noun) A forceful, high-velocity shot of semen, typically pressurized by a long-term buildup resulting from:
1. Infrequent tug sessions
2. Denial of sex or
3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation
Sex-starved for months, Carlos finally bedded Vanessa. After twelve seconds of furious thrusting a painful spike in his ball-pressure erupted, firing a deadly Hot Wax Dart directly into Vanessa's cervix
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.
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A "blue dart backdraft" can be fatal. "according to some questionable research." A blue dart on its own can be quite amusing. however if the conditions are just right, things can get ugly. A blue dart is when you lay flat on your back,(or for best results get on all fours). Pull your bare ass out, and hold any open flame uncomfortably close to your exposed anus(it might be easier to have a good friend hold the flame) and let one rip. the bigger the better. (great party trick by the way). but if your not careful you may cause a "blue dart backdraft". which is when the blue dart is retracted back into the lower intestine. igniting the remaining methane gas in your bowels. therefore essentially cooking your insides. until you die!
Dude, that blue dart backdraft almost killed me.
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