deal activator

an annoying term used by telemarketers to get a call through the receptionist, typically in the automotive industry

hi, this is Tyler with deal activator, is Jim available?

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we're not deal

means we're not deal(ing with it).

or we're not cool or kosher with it.

Your female FWB blurts out that she loves you during sex and then sheepishly looks away says nothing after. You look at her knowing that "we're not deal".

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666 Deal

666 Deal from Quick Check
6 Days
6 Bottles 'o' Swizz Juice
6 Dollars

"Yo, how you gonna pay $1.39 for a bottle of Swizz when you can just get the 666 Deal. You a dumb motherfuckin' chip."

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Seal-the-deal

assassinate

The only way to get ride of the current dictator is to seal-the-deal.

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That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

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landing the deal

to finish engaging in sex

"Before we landed the deal he ran out on me."

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Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.

Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!

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