Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

justin deez nuts

Justin deez nuts is a word for Justin that is sucking on those balls.

We also use it because he is very cracked at fortnite and rating ballsacks

Justin deez nuts please rate my ballsack.

Deez/nuts

Someone with low brain cells and most likely gay that likes being fisted, but rejects themselves.

Did you see that Mark has 'Deez/nuts' in hid bio he HAS to be gay

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

deez nuts.

joe mama

deez nuts.