dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

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Dutch dildo

when you shit in a condom and freeze it. then you give it to your girlfriend.

yo my bf gave me a dutch dildo for my birthday. it melted after 5 minutes

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Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

14👍 5👎

dildo smuggler

1. a person who smuggles dildos for a living.
2.a similer to a dick tree or cunt tree
3.An asshole

what a dildo smuggler

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Dildo Baggums

the name of the person who joins your team on Halo 3, but decides to betray you and then proceeds to teabag your corpse.

goddammit flyingmonkey503, nobody likes betrayals or teabags, you dildo baggums!

10👍 3👎

Lying dildo

A man who is able to satisfy all of a woman's needs, but has no feelings for her.

She's headed for a fall. He's a lying dildo.

10👍 3👎

Spin the Dildo

An adult game played by 4 or more people above the age of 18, where a rubber dildo is put on a table and spinned around by the "Player" where as the person who it lands on is the "Victim". The Player then has intercourse with the Victim. This goes on until everyone in the group has all the sexual diseases that the others have. This is a popular game in the Dallas/Fort Worth area.

Man: Oh boy! Did you see that girls ass?
Mans Friend: Oh yeah! I'd love to play spin the dildo with her!

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