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Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023


DING DONG CHING CHONG

whusinghao

random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG

by michigunnermilitant'ed January 27, 2024


Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022


king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019


Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017


batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022


Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023