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Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night
Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.
Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!
Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in
I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted
the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.
Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk
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To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.
It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.
Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.
The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.
Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.
Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.
The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.