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eight

its a fucking number you dumbass, why the fuck did you search the meaning of eight you 7 year old

one two three four five six seven eight

by afuckingsevenyearold January 18, 2025


Eight

The best number. No other number can compare to the grace and beauty that eight holds. In every culture, eight is considered to be the best number. There have only been eight American presidents! If you look around the room in which you currently are at this moment, there are exactly eight. If you happen to be outside right now, why the fuck are you standing outside looking up the Urban Dictionary definition for eight? Are you that bored?

Hey dude, have you spent a few hours today praising eight?

by toidii August 04, 2020


eight

When you're so confident you got something right but it is so incredibly off that you wonder how you got there.

Person 1: *looks at person 2*
Person 2: *stares back*
Person 1:

Person 2:

Person 1: …eight
Person 2: STOP REMINDING ME-

by Mmaiself February 27, 2022


twenty eight point five

a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.

I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees

by planckc January 22, 2025


Twenty-Eight

Second perfect number, 7th step squad— I mean, triangular number (darn it). Best number of all time.

Thought process: “Twenty-Eight is really really cool”
Other one: “You mean the number, or the numberblock??”
Thought process: “Both of them”
Other one: “Both of them are huge understatements, Thought process.”

by Clam bells March 05, 2024


eight hundred pound gorilla

its a realy fuckin phat gorila

oy that harabe is a eight hundred pound gorilla aint it.

by Ujico November 21, 2018


point oh eight

point oh eight or point zero eight stands for 0.08% of alcohol limit. If the officer believes you are at or over the 0.08% limit or under the influence of a controlled substance, he will place you under arrest and read or recite to you that state’s implied consent admonition. That means you are driving under the influence (DUI).

She said:" You can get busted for drunk driving with a point oh eight reading. That's about four shots of straight hundred-proof alcohol in the bloodstream."

by Winter's Opposite December 14, 2017