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while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.
Dude where the fuck were you last night??
Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda
sick shit dude
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shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.
one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.
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something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.
Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.
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when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye
Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"
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drunk, wasted, fubar, etc
Originated in Va. Beach, VA by wadester
I was as drunk as a 9 eyed monkey
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Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.
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