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When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.
My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.
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The Alimentary Canal is where your food goes down. Alimentary Envy is wanting to eat what someone else is eating
That Lasagna caused major Alimentary Envy
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when someone who is trans is envious of a cis person and how they look
john frusciante, josh klinghoffer, and dave navarro give me such gender envy
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when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.
these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.
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When a teenager cannot contain their envy at a parrot's sense of style and goes way overboard with a mowhawk!
Dude, that guys got Parrot Envy!
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The resentment that some homophobes hold against queers.
They(homophobes) think they(queers) are having a better sex life than they(queers) are and this is one motivation that they have for gay-bashing.
based on the Freudian term "Penis envy"
His libido envy was a major reason that he hated gays.
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Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.
"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."
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