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She left looking for sun on the beach :(
Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner
A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
eva-maria boobs
Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
They are best friends and they love eachother very much and never will leave eachother and they are both very Beautiful girls
“Payton and Eva” are very pretty
Eva and Ethan
The worlds most powerful couple if you ever see a Ethan and Eva you best be jealous because they are together forever they just get each other and they are themselves around each other Eva is the smart brains of the relationship Ethan is the muscle and looks of the relation ship but they both light up a room when they enter. Everyone wants to be them.
Girl#1: Who's that...
Girl#2: Oh that's Eva and Ethan aren't they cute together.
Girl#1: OMG yea I wish jack and I were that cute.
The Eva is a person who is so amazing that you can talk to about anything at all. The Eva is a blonde, who you need tu explain jokes to for her to understand but she does her best. She is in my eyes quite perfect
You are “The Eva in my life”