When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.
Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.
Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.
Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!
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When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.
Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.
My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.
She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
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A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016
After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.
The face Jim Halpert from The Office (U.S. version) makes when looking at the camera.
Guy 1: Dude are you angry?
Guy 2: No, why would I be angry?
Guy 3: No I saw it you totally just jim-faced him.
A face challenged person or some one whose face looks like it's been hit with a Combo like from the game Killer Instinct
You can't front on nobody , when you have that ultra Combo Face looking like you just ate every punch on the lunch menu .
When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.
They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..