Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.

"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.

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Inter racial facial

money shot involving an inter racial couple

Bill gave Tenisha an Inter racial facial

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gave her a facial

Shooting cum on a girls face

I pulled out and gave her a facial

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irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

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French Facial

While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.

(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm

Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!

Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!

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facial riff-raff

(noun) :An assortment of unpleasantries on a face. Can include acne, acne scars, pimples, beard stubble, actual beard, peeling skin, etc. Most often seen on teenage boys.

Girl 1: Billy used to be so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah, it's sad that he has all that facial riff-raff now.

North Sea Facial

An exfoliating treatment provided by small hailstones driven by 60+ mph winds. Typically experienced on oil rigs and platforms in the North Sea, between Norway and the United Kingdom

The wind was blowing 75 knots today, and it was hailing, so I got a North Sea Facial on the way to the drill floor.