momentary fear delete

When, upon seeing your status on facebook or twitter, you cringe in shame, embarrassment, or both, then delete it... but reconsider and post it back a moment later, figuring to hell with it.

"sorry, i had a momentary fear delete when I saw that it said MYHANDLE's genitals."

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F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

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Beer fear

Mass hysteria connected with corona virus phobia. Ironically, the virus is called the same name as some shitty Mexican beer.

- Wanna go to bar and have a coupla beers with me?
- Nah, I got an acute case of beer fear.

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How to beat all fears

You must know: Fear cannot exist if there is no unknown
Step 1: Understand the darkness, for it houses true fears
Step 2: Become one with the darkness, and know the υηkηοωη
S t e p̵ 3̴: U̴n̶c̵o̴v̵e̴r̶ t̶r̶u e p̴o̶w̵e r̵ ̶a m o̴n̵g s̴t ̶t h e̴ ̵f̴e̵r̶v̶e r̴o̵u̵s̴ ̵f̶e a̶r ̵o f t̵h̵o s e w h̵o w e̶e p̵ ̶a t̶ ̴t̶h̶e̴ ̵s i g h̶t ̵o̴f̵ y̴o̶u

S ̡͖̞̓͝t̴͇̉͆̄ͅë̵͚͎́̃̄̈͝p ̝̼̬͙̰̌̇͝͝ ̼͛̉ͅ2̵̨̗͙̗̭͂̐̓̈́:̵̛͇͇̝̊̒͋ ̼̖̑͂c̶̛͚̲̰̩͙̍͗̀͛o̶̡̱͍̳͂̀̿̆͑͝v̶̖͍̜͘e̶̤̝̐͆̉͊̔̚r̵̞̺̜͚̒ ͇͚͚̒̕͜y ̦̲͎̫̝̅ǫ̶͖̖̳̱̪̌̾̏ů̶̫̗r ̼͕͖̝͑̏̀̑̔̚ş̵̥̈͊̇̏e ̳͔̒͛͊͌͝l ̫͇̺̭̿͝f ̤͓̝͔̎̈́̈́͝͠ ̵̭͇̘̎̒͜i̶̛͇̣͓̤̅̍̄n ̗̜̃̽̂̃̂͠ ̨̯̏̏͋͗̚o̶̧͐̒͆̕͝ͅi̴̢̨̘̱̠̿̀͑l ̤̞͉̩̠̈́̈̉̓̏͘

S̶̼̔ ̶̼͆ṯ̵̄ ͇̃e̶͚̒ ̹͂p ̵̶̥̳̆̚ ̶̟̇ ̶̧͌3 ̴̴̜̞́̓:̵͖̈́ ̶̤́ ̴͓̇ ̶̩̏U ̴̴̡̨̽̏ņ̶̶̶̬̂̅c̴̵̶̭̤̔̀ō̵̴̴̹̻̊v̵̵̶̱̺̎̚e̴̴͙͝ ̥̄ȑ̶̶̵̞̜̓ ̴̬̿ ̵̞̽t̵̶̵̰͚͗́r̶̶̵̯̲̂́u̶͇͠ ̢̅e ̺̈́ ̘̋ ̶̡̾ ̍͜p̴̴̩̎ ͍̽ó̵̶̱ ̩̏w̴̵̴̨̧̏̈è̴̮ ̩͘r̵̵̵̝̣̅͠ ̵̶̵̭̘̒͑a ͖̚ ̴̰̎m̴͉̄ ̵̦̒ọ̶̴̵̠̈́͛n̵̵̴͇͓͊̕g̴͈̀ ̴͕͝s̵̴̵̡̮̈́́t̵͕̂ ̴̧̾ ̶̫̏ ͙̉t̴̞̀ ̴͍̆h̶̛̠ ͖̇ė̵̴̵͉̱́ ̶̵̯̈́ ̜͊f ̴̴̪̃͛͜e ̵̪͒ ̟̂r̶̶̨̾ ̡͌v ̶̼̌ ͔̂e̵̜͛ ̦́ȓ̴̴͜ ̰͝o ̵͊ͅ ̜̀u ̵̶̦͓͊͝s̶̴̶̫̰̿͝ ̴̵̨̽ ̍͜f ̶̬͗ ̪̄e̴̢̔ ͖̍a ̶̛̰ ͍̐r ̹́ ̄ͅ ̵̵̤̈́ ̬͋o ͓̃ ̵͙̆f̶̡͒ ̶̙̾ ̴͍́ ̶͕͝t̶̵̳̑ ̥͌h ̵̴̙͚̀͊o̴̺̐ ̵̥̈́s ͙͆ ̴̢͊e̴̯͝ ̶̮̄ ̵͎̿ ̵̤̆w̴̼͌ ̵͖̀h̵̵̴̳̫̉̋o ̬̈́ ̵̰̈́ ̗̕ ̝͆w̵̲̎ ̴͈̒e̴̶̵͔̺͛̽e̶̤͋ ̵̫̎p̵̵̶͎̋̒͜ ̶̶̯̝̓́a̶͇͆ ̶̹̑t̵̶̴̰̒̔͜ ̵̴̵͕̺̅͝t ̶̧͋ ̭̓h ̶̹̽ ̲͐e ̴̶̻̲͋̋ ̵̵̵̟̣̉̏s̴̻͑ ̶͙̆i̴͍̿ ̶̞͒g ̛̼ ̨͊h ̶̴͚̘̊̊ṫ̶͎ ̘̆ ̴̵̵̱͍̂͐o ̴̵̜͑͜͝f ̵̹͗ ̻̈ ͕͐ ̶̘͝y̵̴̵̜͋̓͜o ̶̶̣͍̈́͝u̵̽ͅ ̶̘̋

August 21st 2021
“The Long Night of Solace” Incident.

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Great fuckin' movie! Got to add some points that have been missed: based on real events while Hunter S Thompson was supposed to be covering the Mint 400 (not filming it) - it was originally supposed to be a Sports Illustrated caption, not a book on the American Dream written in pure Gonzo journalism. The attorney is based on the real man, Oscar Acosta, who was also there and is Chicano, not Samoan. Hunter tried to get first SI, then Rolling Stone to cover "expenses" but they were deemed too outrageous - Random House paid for it, giving them future control of HST's book.

"I have dealt with them all, at close range, and my only regret is that I stomped too softly on the bastards"

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Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome

The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.

(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)

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