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Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.
Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.
..simple. a donut with a cum filling😛
"My boyfriend just made me a cum filled donut!"
Getting a free refill at Starbucks without having stayed within the store to drink the paid-for drink or without purchasing the previous drink from the same location or on the same day.
“Let me quickly stop into Starbucks to get a free-fill before we head to the game.”
A v-shaped container with guacamole in it. The guacamole has edible chips shaped like v's in it.
Used in Southern slang as a way to say that something is very weird.
"...And I couldn't even finish it!"
"Well, that's weirder than a guacamole filled with v's!"
The act of two guys scissoring with the tips of their penis' inside the other's anus and simultaneously ejaculating
T-dot and Branduski were overwhelmed with joy after creating double snow filled mittens
When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
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When a girl has a gap in her teeth, you ejaculate into the gap and make a perfect fix for her gap.
Girl: I want to get this gap fixed but my job at Hooters doesn't pay enough!
Guy: I have a better solution, I'll give you a dirty filling
Girl: Yes! Why didn't I think of that?!
(Pants hit the floor)