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have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
well im really impressed
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When your man wants to fight with you back and make you really mad.
Fuck you ass hole
Lover says look bitch your going with me to the trap house so I can clean my balls and fuck or I'm gonna find me another bitch
the thing that actually doesn’t help you find your phone
Yo! Chase! Have you heard my phone going off?
Chase: no, why?
You: well, i turned Find My on and it isn’t fucking working!!!!!!
Chase: reasonable crash-out
Sorry, we couldn’t find: a scenario of you getting a girlfriend
Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.
Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES
See: the scientific method.
'Please welcome the recipient of this year’s Nobel Prize. His groundbreaking work has stunned the world, defied expectations, and rewritten the rules. Tell us—how on earth did you arrive at this ?
'Fuck around and find out!'