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flash cleavage

The phenomenon that occurs when photos are taken at the optimal position on the z plane in relation to cleavage to give the illusion of 1.5x - 3.0x the actual cleavage. This is mostly done by illuminating the front of the cleavage and casting shadows on the back and/or top of the cleavage, thereby creating the affect of depth, volume, and possibly atmospheric perspective.

*Note: photos w/ flash cleavage are 12x more likely to be posted on the internet by the cleavage owner; who will then pretend to not know what you are talking about approximately 100% of the time.

Matt: dude here's a pic of that girl Madison I met at the club...
Tyler: bro am I detecting boob job???
Matt: ...nahnahnah, there's just maximum flash cleavage there.
Jeremi: nice bro.

by sonicheinous January 20, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Brown Flash

In the oscillations between struggling not to shit and feeling perfectly fine (somewhat analogous to contractions during child birth), the brown flash is the temporary but dire need to take a shit. Often results in sweating, heavy breathing, and a clenching shut of the asshole to prevent shitflow.

After 2 hours of holding in a shit I was brown flashing incredibly hard. My feelings of intense need to shit were becoming closer and closer together and I knew if I did not shit soon I would ruin a pair of innocent underwear.

by IShitALot September 15, 2014

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


flash get

Program used for downloading files.

"I prefer downloading files with Flash Get rather than Get Right.

by asdasdasdasd July 22, 2005

80πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Looking Flash

A twist on book title β€œBeyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These clichΓ© self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.

Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.

by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pussy flashing

Where a woman shows off her pussy ususlly when she is free pussying and wearing a dress. She often pretends to do it acidently,for example while getting out of a car, while dancing ect. Most often it is teen women who engage in pussy flashing.

Did you see Kathy pussy flashing?

by Deep blue 2012 May 4, 2010

23πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Welder's Flash

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.

Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"

by CasasBoobies June 25, 2012

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Flash Point

the name shitty bands use to be badass.

Mom: "So Son, how was your day?"
Son: "Great!! I'm in a band!"
Mom: "Oh, Whats It Called?"
Son: "Flash Point!"
Mom: "Oh, fantastic, my son's a faggot."

by pootietanggg March 9, 2011

13πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž