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When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???
Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."
I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.
where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!
last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.
simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Regular Verb; transitive.
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Do you want to brick-flop a donkey everyday?
He just brick-flopped his mule.
Has he brick-flopped any donkeys yet?
That guy spends his mornings brick-flopping.
When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.
Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.
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