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Your dogs AKA feet
feet that dig into the ground
long toe nails is normally the cause
(kid bare foot with unshaved dog nails)
PUT THE DIRT DIGGERS AWAY
When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.
The dirty details
The skinny on the situation
Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game
Dude peep this dirt scoop.
Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.
I got that dirt scoop.
Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.
Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with
Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist
Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.
I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.