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A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.
That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!
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This is a sexual act whereby a man/woman stimulates a woman by inserting 1 finger in each orifice - anus, vagina and urethra.
I can't believe Jim gave that girl a Devil's Fork. He almost broke his index finger trying to get it in her pee-hole!
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When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.
- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.
Voting with your fork is when you don't support fast food industries by not eating their products. Instead, you eat from local farms and businesses.
I vote with your fork and I helped the small business thrive!
When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them
she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits
Mild-ish term of defiance. Said offensively, but isn't actually rude so can be said in front of / to anyone really.
Loser: "Heeeeeeeey Guuuuuuuuuuuuys! Whatcha dooooooiiiiiiing?"
Person: Suck my fork.
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an extremley attractive specimen of the human species
That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!
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