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That's what our fries should be called, given that Bushit has robbed us of our freedom since 9/11.
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Strips of greasy, starchy, carbohydrate-laden, fried tuber. Eating these causes you to become fat and disgusting (see: American). This causes you to die at 45 years old. The French are probably very happy to be absolved of responsibility for these.
Zeke ate freedom fries until his arteries actually shattered like glass.
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What the U.S. Soldiers in Iraq are working on right now and succeding in doing.
1:Dude, Thousands of Iraqis voted in their goverment elections.
2:NO WAY!?!?! Iraq Freedom here we come!!!
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If you or your family eats ''Freedom Fries'' yall deserve the fucking long term consequences. nasty shit, stupid sheeple
Yippit-y grabbin Yay momma! they got dem Freedom Fries here!! I WANT THE FRIES GIMMEEE THE FRIES NOW FUCK YOU MOMMY !!! WAAAAA!
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stupid ass name for FRENCH FRIES...
"um, hey, get me some Freedom fries while you're at it"
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A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.
Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."
Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."
Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"
Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."
Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."
Realist: "What the fuck?!"
Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"
Realist: "You killed everyone!"
Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"
Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
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The ability to say whatever you want. When you say things that people don't like, they try to take this away from you.
Using freedom of speech, I can type the following statement:
Me: Man, my friend Josh is a jew, and he is so Jewish.
Studio Audience: How Jewish is he?
Me: My fried Josh is so Jewish, he makes Moses look like Lenny Kravitz.
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