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When a person shits in the toilet, and the shit pieces float (or fall) together to make a cross, which the shitter than proceeds to worship. Or, if they do not believe in Christianity or God, they curse their shit pieces and proceed to claim their own one true prophet See Mormon Fries.
And behold, there in the water, was the one true magic, the very source of my worship...
Jesus Fries?
You're goddamn right, Jesus Fries, baby!
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1. A renaming of French fries because some people didn't like what the french were saying.
2. A silly word that tends to cause lot's of virtual (and physical) shouting about something that doesn't really matter in the long term.
1. "I don't like what the french are saying about our war, lets call their fries FREEDOM Fries! Why? Because in America, saying FREEDOM is like drugs!"
2. "DAMN REPUBLICANS! GEORGE BUSH! FREEDOM FRIES! FRENCH! STUPID! IDIOTS! WAR! IRAQ! PROTEST!" All because we started calling them freedom fries....
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When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.
Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!
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An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.
I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.
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Shit, they gave me ____, but skimped on the french fries.
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To have done so many drugs, that one would expect you to be affected by drugs 24/7, even though you might not be, but you probably are.
James: Alex are you high?
Alex: Dude i dont even know i have done it like four times today already.
James: you must be perma-fried
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A gay orgy of Asian men in a sauna
Did he really get all up in that fried rice last night?
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