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The general term for any sexual acts performed at the front of the body instead of the back.
Basically the opposite to butt stuff.
"So I met this hottie last night at the club"
"Oh yeah, what'd you get up to?"
"Ah just some front stuff"
"Nice."
Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.
Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.
Butt Front
Noun
1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.
2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.
Origin Theories:
1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
A passage read on an anonymous blog:
2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!
When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!
Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
Men who enjoy sword fighting or women who like to scissor.
Im very sore from all that front bumping last night. We should have tried sex instead.
Golden grills, caps, or even crowns that are on the front rows of teeth. While being removable some people may opt to have them permanently.
He had worn his Gold Fronts to his date hoping she'd comment on them.
Front odor is a way of describing an odor emanating from the unclean nether regions of an unsanitary woman.
Monica has rank front odor again, she must've had her water shut off.
The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.
Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!