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Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020


giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 21, 2021


giraffe bruh man

1. Br- Br-

BRUH!

2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.

giraffe bruh man.

by handle already used by sum1 June 22, 2020


albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes

Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.

by bruh what the frick July 22, 2021


tidewater giraffe

Fake mascot of the PRT.

The tidewater giraffe is not the mascot of the PRT, dumbass.

by Not Rocket December 28, 2016


Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023


baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

"What is wrong with you? You're like a baby giraffe!"

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021