1. Br- Br-
BRUH!
2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
giraffe bruh man.
When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree
Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees
The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.
Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.
Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.
-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid
this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"
andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*
Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping
Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you
She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee