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BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My roast
Roast goals
This term is used when playing football in the Caribbean and someone messes up a perfect pass
Jden passes To Johnothan, Johnothan Misses the goal completely. Jden says ''YOU NAH WAH GOAL!''
Tas Goals is more than goals, its amazing. It's the best thing that you can see or do.
"Hey have you seen Susan's new shoes?" "Yeah they're Tas Goals!'
At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.
The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.
That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
When you don’t get to fuck but you get close. Basically you’re not girlfriend boyfriend but your friend girl
Hey bro, did you score a Touchdown with that girl, nah man I only got a field goal
A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)
Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!
To score a sweaty goal in a console soccer game as a result of an inability to score properly.
a7a enta msh 3aref tel3ab fa hatgeeb goal yehiawy?