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God would be best described as the omnipotent being from which all living things were created. If you were to listen to most of the people on this website giving definitions you would more then likely realize that almost every single definition is biased and therefore should not be listened to. In fact, most of these people say that the Bible should not be listened to because it has been scientifically shown to be false. Yet there are also several things in the Bible that there has been evidence of actually happening. I seriously doubt that any of the people who say that there is no proof that God exists have any serious background in Science and/or Theology. And obviously they don't know what a scientific fact is. A scientific fat is something that can be either disproven or proven. Therefore i ask anyone to put forth evidence that God does not exist. The Bible may be wrong but the Bible was not written by God the Bible was written by Man which, as we all know, makes numerous mistakes. So I plead with someone to show me irrefutable proof that there is no God. I am not a "brainwashed robot" as many people will more then likely say I am. I am a reasonable person who will always listen to reason. So I am here to listen to the actual evidence somebody has that is actually scientificly backed up. Until you can prove that there isn't a God I will i've like there is. Finally, people say that the Church "mugs" people. Yet no church that i've ever been to demands money from worshippers. What these people are thinking of are collection plates which are when a person can WILLINGLY donate money to the church. This money is not passed up to some boss of the all the churches but is instead used for improvements or bills for the Church.

"I would rather live my life like there is a God and find there isn't one then to live like there isn't one and find out there is."

by Why do people hate God? July 11, 2008

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God

He created you and everything around you He is the father of Jesus

Thank God that I am living

by quagmire. November 14, 2004

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God

Executive producer of the live-feed reality show known as “The Universe.” “The Universe” consists mostly of empty space with an occasional star, wherein nuclear fusion produces heavier elements that can bond to each other and form planets. Once planets are pieced together from these elements, the elements can form amino acids capable of developing into microbial life that, over billions of years, evolve into sentient creatures. For God, the amusement of viewing “The Universe” is the point at which each planet evolves semi-intelligent entities capable of questioning the meaning of their existence. These entities, due to their desire to resolve these questions in a limited amount of time with a limited amount of information, are forced to answer these questions in haste. Such haste gives birth to a wide array of ill-conceived religions, each claiming a monopoly on the ultimate truth, which inevitably leads to conflicts with members of other religious ideologies that developed in a different spatiotemporal locale. These conflicts arise at different times throughout the cosmos due to widely varying onsets of planet formation and evolutionary development, allowing God to view a continuous stream of addictive programming once the first form of semi-intelligent life has developed. Upon the expiration of each participant’s biological contract, God transfers the participant’s soul to an ethereal location and greets them with several megatons of high-grade cosmic marijuana. Once stoned, participants are joined with both friends and enemies and invited to view the ultimate blooper reel from “The Universe.” This compilation will feature the most absurd conflicts that have arisen on planets throughout the cosmos, showcasing the utter insanity of social, political, and religious institutions.

God.

by [he who cannot be named] January 10, 2009

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you can't pack God's love and majesty into one definition, no matter how long it is. But you can say that He is the one who's always there for us, forgiving and loving us no matter what.

See also: love amazing

i love God!!

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life -John 3.16

by azriel aegean February 12, 2006

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The Creator of all.He seems far away from us,but next time you feel lonely,thinking about this s*** of life,be sure He will be there,touched deeply by your sorrow,waiting for the right moment to wipe your tears.

Thanks God, I'm still alive.

by iron john June 1, 2006

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god

My good friend GOD ROCKS!!!!

I dont need to give an example for these low lifes making fun of god over the internet.

by GOD ROCKS!!!!!!!! September 22, 2004

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n. Used to explain the unexplained so that the mind can fill blanks with something.

God made the planets.

by BreakfastPirate December 21, 2003

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