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The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.
“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.
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A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.
warning heed
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pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".
1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.
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1999 was a huge new year celebration due to the end of the 1900's. It consisted of crazy partys that will live on forever.
John: "what are we going to do tonight?"
Mike: "we're gonna party like its 1999"
John: "aye dude sounds good man"
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I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,
She was looking kinda dum..
Shreck: *Opens Door*
Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
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Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
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You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.
Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.
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