Someone who gobbles goober. Philonias meredian. One who's nati e language consist of grunts Google gobbles and sporadic outburst of the word meth and bottom teeth snarels in there sleep
You goober gobbler .gobbling. Mother fu#*er
An Old Goober is a male individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Fart
He is such a jerk. No worries, he can't help himself, " he's just an Old Goober"!
A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.
Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!
Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.
i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors
Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.
Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.
The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.
"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"
A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.
You are a goober munch.